Transformers Armada
fairfieldfencer for Starscream
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Allegiance: Decepticon
Psychological Evaluation Transcript: Tidal Wave
What do I think of Starscream?! You gotta be kidding me, right?! The only thing worse than that egomaniac's attitude is that annoying little voice ofhis—whenever I hear it, I just want to punch clean down his throat, so I can tear out those whiny vocal processors of his and shut 'em off myself! There are plenty of others ready to get in line for a chance to knock him into stasis lock! I'm pretty sure that's the reason why he was so quick to follow Megatron to Earth—he wanted to get of here awhile the getting' was good. And to top it all off, there's rumbling that that yellow-bellied piece of slag has a soft spot in his spark for those stinkin' humans—I don't know why Megatron even puts up with him!
Oh, this will be more than just a performance. And when I'm finished with him, I'm gonna do a little surgery on your mouth.
There's gotta be a reason we fight. Because there's no point in continuing unless there is. This war is over ten million years old. In fact I've been a warrior ever since my spark left the Iacon chamber, and I was merged into the army of Megatron. The only difference between me and an Autobot is the way we do battle, and the code of the Decepticons. I guess I'm starting to get a little... confused. But you shouldn't be. We are soldiers sworn to obey Megatron; capture the Mini-Cons and return to Cybertron triumphant.
