(I need you to read only [Old man] lines)
(what is happening: Old man is sitting next to a bonfire surrounded by kids and reading them a scary story)
(Don't read lines of kids it is just for reference)

[Old man] - Kids, are you ready to hear a scary tale?

[Kids] - Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!

[Old man] - (Laughing in a kind way like a kind grandpa) He-he. Alright!

((next part already should start with the Darkest Dungeon vibe. Old man will start to read a scary story.
Reference:https://youtu.be/c1ybSl2c_J8?t=2888))

[Old man] -  In the middle of a mission, somewhere in a deep, cold..., lifeless... part of space. The Lonely ship was drifting full of fools. Poor souls unaware that they are trapped in the never ending loop of suffering caused not by physical harm but by endless, senseless existence itself. One member of that forlorn crew called Joker, also known as Mr.Cringe was bothering the crew with his silly jokes instead of doing tasks.
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[Kids]  - That was not scary at all!

[Old man]    - Oh the story is not over yet. 
Shortly after the creature that looked like Sky was thrown into the void where it probably belonged the crew went back to work. Beauty and Redy were staying together and just completed their last task. Unfortunately, it was not the final goal for Redy. He had another mission on his mind. A mission that was unbelievably scary to accomplish. You see, all this time Redy has secretly been in love with Beauty and since all tasks were done, it seemed like a perfect time to open the truth about his feelings to her.
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[Old man]  - The end... So, what do you think?

[Kids]  - We are still not scared at all! We know that pets can't be an impostor! (Standing far away from the bonfire and a dog shaking (so they are in fact scared)

[Old man]  - Are you so sure about that? (laughing in a bit evil way) Ha-ha-ha  (puts down fire)