Selective Dissonance
jaredtheDM for Jared-Ep 1
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Jared-Ep 1
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jaredtheDM
Scummy Best Friend of Joel. 0/10 would not trust your drink around him at a party. The sidekick friend that's a whole burger short of a happy meal and follows blindly. Yearns to be a leader but knows that it isn't in the cards.
*make some gross uncomfy laughter that would make someone's skin crawl*
Here’s the thing. You cannot move at the moment due to the mixture of drugs that were put in your drinks throughout the day. So stop struggling. Just listen and save your energy. You’re going to need it. Trust me.
Personally I’ve been waiting for this all year so i’m itching to get going...and if i’m the one who gets you (pause, filled with uncomfy moaning noise) let’s just say i have got plans for you.
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