(You are welcoming someone to detention.)

Welcome to detention. It's not exactly hell. There's this cool video game you get to play when the teacher isn't looking, and she's more interested in her rom-com to actually watch you. Try it out with the computers in the back.

(You are screaming at your friend, who is far away.)

No, drag the giant fishbowl to the left! No, my left! No, the other left!

(You are introducing yourself to someone.)

Oh, my name's Folami. They/them, detention greeter extraordinare.