What are you complaining about now? You promised that you’d be happy with any place, as long as you got to live alone. And I heard that your roommate is a fun and unique person.

*sighs* You’re so fussy about the little details.

*sighs* Stop whining already. We’re getting a great deal, so don’t ask for the moon. The manager even cooks meals for you on weekdays. Do you even know how to cook? Keep this up and I’ll stop sending money. Honestly, ever since you were little-