Monster Date Problems
ruinelisp for The Dates
There will be plenty of 'Dates', Sometimes I won't be able to find the right voice for the part. I mean, there are plenty of demons, gods, lovecraftian enities and other things that go bump in the night. Don't limit yourself to the voice types in the discription since it will be many different characters from different background.
(Deity disguised as a banana...Yeah, guess who.) You seem lonely, would you like to experience a kinky night with the Greek God of Ferility?
(Honest axe lake-person) Did you drop this miserable, forever alone Marcus or this smoking hot playboy Marcus?
(Induced to a Venezuelian ghost) As in, "say 'Sayona'ra to your genitals you unfaithful pile of filth!", (Return to a more light hearted mood ) Eeeeeeeyyy! (Fonzie-sque)