Deerface Audio Dub
deleted264324 for Mark Haskell
Mark is a nineteen-year-old curmudgeon. He's been walking his bike for *hours* through the countryside of eastern New Mexico, making a trek to the reputably haunted town of Deerface to find answers regarding a mysterious mask that's been stuck on his face for ten years.
The majority of his words will be coated with sarcasm and cynicism. He's not only tired from the walk, he's sick and tired of having a mask stuck on his face for ten years. Most of his humor is probably deadpan, but like, don't make it boring.
For reference, please take a look at the comic pages, as they add extra context and body language to aid with expression.
"Hhhhhhfine. Okay, so back when I was an idiot, I thought it would be a great idea to put on a random mask I found in the dirt... and I haven't been able to pry it off since. That's it. Completely asinine. Anyway, I figured a town called Deerface of all things might be a good place to investigate. It's not too far from my hometown, at any rate."
(Pages 12-15)
"My antlers? Hate 'em"
"..."
"Why, yes, in a freak incident I was inexplicably born with fully-grown antlers."
"I kid. They came with the mask; started sprouting from my head after a few days."(Page 16)
"Hhhhhit's about time somebody asked! I actually haven't eaten anything in the past ten years. How's that for freaky? But as much as I've enjoyed this discussion of the strange case of Mr. Haskell and the excruciatingly long walk to a sketchy, reputably haunted town in the middle of nowhere, what's the deal with all these pumpkins? It looks pretty expansive for a wild patch, if you ask me."
"Oh, did I say reputably haunted? My baAA Hello." (He almost ran into a ghost)
(Pages 20-21)
