M.W.C.A. (Musical Without a Cool Acronym) - a virtual Phineas and Ferb parody musical

Kelseigh Ingram for Linda Flynn-Fletcher

Singer
Singer
Linda Flynn-Fletcher
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

45-year-old mother of Candace and Phineas. Unequivocally loves her children, but struggles with Candace, who frequently calls her about seemingly fictional projects. Happily married to Lawrence, enjoys various hobbies. Was a one-hit wonder pop star in the 80s.

Songs Sung:
-"The Room Where it Happens" from Hamilton (Featured Solo Lines)
-"Summer Belongs to You" from Phineas and Ferb (Ensemble)

Actor cast as Linda may also be in the ensemble.

  • -Speaking Lines, from the cartoon-

    "It seems like we've had this conversation before. I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles. And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys."

    "I see your point, Candace. No crazy person would scream at a post like that. I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese or anything."

    "Ooh! I better get a move on. Those errands aren't gonna run themselves. (chuckles) They never do! (unenthusiastically) They never do."

  • -Speaking Lines, from the musical-

    "Candace, I’m going to take Lawrence to the ophthalmologist. Why don’t you try to do something fun for yourself today? Maybe go outside? You could go to the mall. Maybe you could pick up a book to read... Well, call me if you need anything. And I mean need. You don’t have to update me on what the boys are doing every couple of minutes."

  • -Singing Lines-

    At the 0:23 mark of "The Room Where It Happens", sing the following, in an octave that's comfortable (exclude lyrics in parentheses):

    "Stress less, smile more
    Do whatever it takes to end this eternal fraternal war
    (But Phineas and Ferb are relentless!)
    Having fun doesn’t make them sinners.
    (No, but they-)
    I’m sorry, Candace, I gotta go
    (But Mom!)
    I’ve gotta get started on dinner."

    Backing track - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xPuUKWHTdNA0GiAeO4dK0aweuDvKb5x3/view?usp=sharing (copy and paste link)

Kelseigh Ingram
M.W.C.A. (Musical Without a Cool Acronym) - a virtual Phineas and Ferb parody musical
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