Deerface Audio Dub
moorenarration for Laura Haskell
Ms. Laura Haskell - she was too tired to correct Bing when he called her 'Mrs.' - was on a business trip when Mark decided to walk to Deerface. She came home to find him gone and called a friend of his: a middle-aged convenience store nightshift worked named Bing. She's been driving all day and is extremely exhausted.
"Yes, I was wondering if you had any idea where my &@#% son is, pardon me."
"I'm sorry, I'm realizing this now - I've been driving all day - I realize I invited myself over and demanded coffee very rudely."
"Oh, you didn't have to-" sits down "uhhhhh thank you."(Pages 41-43, the "uhhhh" is more of an "ahhhh" from sitting down after driving all day, please don't actually swear thx )
"Weird legends, like, about the mask?"
"Wait, he doesn't have the car... and he knows he can't do bikes! Wherever he is, he doesn't have a mode of transportation..."
"Oh, yeah? Did something happen? It's not like the sink is where he keeps his ties!"(Page 45, the anxiety gradually increases until the accusational tone at the end)
"Urghhhh how bad was it?"
(He walked to my Walgreens and asked for a ride to the hospital)
"And you took him?"
(No.)
"EXCUSE ME??"
(I have somewhat of an emergency outpost set up here. I was able to patch him up)
"WHAT!? Is it- is it just you? Are you qualified for that??"
(It's a discount ER)
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Fffff... is Mark okay?"(46-50, mama bear energy is coming out, then finally at the end she calms down)
