Hmmph, after many years, I've finally taken over the orange star army. To be honest, it's getting pretty damn boring now. But as a new challenge, I have set my sights on the Shovel Kingdom. Unfortunately, I need more soldiers…You! Pink thing! I request that you join me!

Nevermind that. You get a gun and do whatever the fuck you please as long as you follow my orders. Do we have a deal?

Call me that again and and you'll have one of those things tested on you.