-Speaking Lines, from the cartoon-

"Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzes were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed."

"Behold, my Make-a-Mountain-out-of-a-Molehill-inator!"

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!!"

-Speaking Lines, from the musical-

"So you see, Perry the Platypus, my work will be cut out for me! Literally! All I have to do is aim my Poolinator at a bunch of citizens’ backyards, shoot some lasers, wait for people to inevitably install swimming pools, charge them inflated prices for chlorine, make copious amounts of money, run for mayor, show up my brother, and BEGIN MY EVIL REGIME OF THE TRI-STATE AREA! It will be unpresidented! Because I won’t be president; I’ll be mayor. You’ve got to start out realistically. I’m a realist."

-Singing Lines-

After the jingle at the beginning of "Doof's Lament" (Alexander Hamilton), sing:
"How does a duck-billed, beaver-tailed mammal always wearing a fedora
Thwart all of my schemes with such aplomb and with persistence
Consistently reduces my net gain to zero
Who is this teal-colored hero?
A monotreme who came from south of the equator
Became a crusader, a real instigator
A tiny gladiator, and eleven minutes later
Here I am, and he’s destroyed all of my -inators
Every day he gets his mission, never asks for my permission
To be fair, it’s not a dif-dif-difficult decision
It says “Evil” on my building, so I’m always under suspicion
He just shows up with a music sting and beats me to submission
You think it’d get me down, but I’m not placing blame, man
Sitting here all day was really getting kinda lame, man
Vanessa comes to visit, but it’s really not the same
I think I’m really glad you came
What's your name, man?

Perry the Platypus
His name is Perry the Platypus
And there’s not a lot we can discuss
But that’s okay
That’s okay"

For help with pacing, you can reference the original Dan Povenmire video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0j-lnu2Wsg&t=38s (copy and paste link) 

Backing track - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kcKDUSSBskWp6Y-hAE9wT5GZNQmAOk8W/view?usp=sharing (copy and paste link)