Hope Dubs' Homestuck VA Casting

medicine_seller for Dave Strider

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: medicine_seller

Dave is Very Cool and knows it. He prides himself on his mastery over irony and his freestyle raps.

His chumhandle is turntechGodhead (TG) and types with no capitalization or punctuation, so pacing his speech will be completely up to you.

Description from MS Paint Adventures Wiki: Dave is introduced to readers as a "really cool dude", which is shown throughout the early acts of the story. He jeers at John's inability to set up his Sylladex's Fetch Modus when John asks him for help and berates John's interests constantly. But despite the indifferent front he puts up, Dave cares about his friends as shown when he goes back in time to save John. Dave, despite all of his joking around seems to always take things generally seriously if needed, which also leads him to surpress any other emotion so they don't get in his way.

  • TG: hey its not like the futures a mystery or anything weve both seen it
    TG: well
    TG: ive seen it
    TG: youve just caught a whiff of it
    TG: like a hungry beggar loitering cross the street of an olive garden
    TG: just cause a filthy vagrants barred from entry dont mean a dude doesnt know italian foods nearby its a fucking fact to his nose

  • TG: oh man i wish lil cal wouldnt look at me like that
    TG: with those dead eyes jesus
    TG: sometimes i dream that hes real and hes talking to me and i wake up in a cold sweat and basically flip the fuck out
    TG: oh god why did i just tell you my dream
    TG: youre going to have a field day with that

  • (rapped)

    TG: armageddon's gettin waged on us
    TG: but im-a gettin armed and dangerous
    TG: sending men in space for savin us
    TG: see which playa's more couragerous
    TG: ben or bruce? dudes reach a truce
    TG: put their blowchutes to use and up-suck it
    TG: afflecks saclifice, i mean -crifice, would have to sufflice. aw fluck it
    TG: bro be a stained-glass saint, up on a cross gettin hella christ-plagiarous
    TG: bruce's like offa that cruciflix, nuff a this fuckin savior-fuss
    TG: restrained his ass per mclane-redux while buscemi remained derangerous
    TG: when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous
    TG: ash tray caterin to layers of matt maconnaheys vague remainder-dust

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Hope Dubs' Homestuck VA Casting
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