Aw man!  You should have gotten it signed... wait... all our consoles are missing!  It's a nuclear wasteland outside!  And the children are outside playng in it!

{After being asked what he was doing}  Coming up with the next big internet meme.  I just need three random things that shouldn't make any sense together but somehow do... I've got it!  Duck Butt Lollipop!

Yo!  Flossy McFlosserton!  Oh, this?  This is my pile of money.  It turns out a random combination of an animal and a food item is merch GOLD!  Meme successful!  You like my new t-shirt?  It's green like money, because I'm RICH son!