Fetid Souls - (Original Comedy/Horror Audio-Drama)
BlackFlashVA for NARRATOR
An elderly couple approaches the restroom door. Homer is roughly 67 years old, is in a sailor’s uniform and accompanied by Eva who is 87 years old to the day. (Happy Birthday, Eva.) She is in a maid’s uniform and carrying a humongous purse.
Pearl stands up, arthritic knees and cankles popping, glides over and dramatically snatches the remote from Siren’s hand and fast forwards it for about 5 minutes to the next scene. She curtly puts the remote into her apron pocket and goes back to the corner of the room, resuming her crouching and glaring at Siren.
Blind, Chuck feels the air for Siren’s face and then slaps Siren on the cheek to stop her hysterical behavior. When that doesn’t work, Chuck uses her arms to crawl up onto the foot of Siren’s bed and starts jumping on it with her arms, cackling in glee. Eventually, Siren becomes tired from screaming and just stops, winded from the physical exertion. Chuck stops jumping on the bed, also winded, but is still in a playful BFF mood.