The Super Childish Antics Of First Grade Heroes
alearnedman for Mother Goose
Yes thats right ladies and gents mother goose is a villian! She is world known to creating nursery rhymes for her children around the world, so she steals them from homes and hospitals around the world. And if she cant find anymore babies to steal she makes more by turning grown ups, teenagers and kids into babies. Her voice needs to be british, posh and nasaly to sound like a goose (Best Part is that Men and Women Can audition!)
Alright children, listen to your dear mother goose when she's speaking. Now today we all going to take a nice stroll around town to see if we can find some more babies your age to play with. Form a line, everyone, Form a line!
*honks* a loaf of bread? surley you must be DAFT child, bread is for ducks not for an old goose like me. for that a good old fashion SPANKING!
Oh im not hear to dominate anything my dear, just to put things right with todays generation! as you can see they are all rude, misbehaved bunch of brats! Why in all my years as a mother and a grandmother never have seen bad eggs gone rotten.
