Yo Kaneki, my man. Seriously your my man no one elses. Got that, your mine forever.

Hay hows it going being the dumbass today. Comeon man a girl?  What girl. You sure its not a guy dressed up as a chick...

Dude seriously books? Totally an ultimate nerd. Like that Gohan kid from Dragon ball Z or something his mother made him do work. But its like your his mother and him. Dude face it your a abomination.