To My Dear Waifu Rem,
I know you don't exist, but our love couldn't be any stronger than this.
I fantasize about our wedding each and every day.
Wait I would also like to say you look superrrr hot in a maid outfit, but you don't have to wear that to impress boys.... you've already impressed me.
From, your love savor, Max.

Dear diary,
I ran into a really hot girl today, she ran me over with her bike though. I don't know if that was flirting or not because nobody has ever flirted with me before.
But then I realized her hair wasn't done an' stuff. And her hair wasn't an unnatural color. So she must be a normi. Ugh, nevermind.
Signing off, Max.