"Ichigo-Sama loves life!" Casting Call
chezvii for Haiyū-kun
The younger brother of Kenta-Sama... he's an extremely theatric person who doesn't quite understand what is socially acceptable in today's society. Always trying to tap into his inner thespian god, Haiyū-Kun likes to use archaic forms of speech to authenticate his thespian nature.
He's almost always overbearing, but means well (most of the time.) In some situations, though, Haiyū-Kun can become serious and ditch the theatrics.
He needs to sound like a theater kid who's too into method acting.
"Tis not the way of a true artist such as myself... but, if it means I get to go on a date with thee..."
*becomes less dramatic and teenage like*
"Then sure-!"
"For you, my heart burns hotter than a thousand su- *breaks theatrical accent* OH MY GOD, NO WAY-! MCRONALDS IS HAVING A SALE!?"
*Tramples girl to get to fast food restaurant, then turns back...*
"Sorry, my love, I'll be back momentarily-!"
*serious*
"Thy dress doesn't cover thy boobs... Should I get thee a t-shirt from the prop room...?"
Warning; Line 2 will be... Loud. Viewer hearing is advised to put a tad or tadder softer. Thank you!