"Exactly! That's why I need you gals to drop what you're doing and help me find some maracas!"

"You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, 'Hello,' and I was all, [gasp], remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville, and if you're new, it means you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went [gasp], I'll just throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!"

"Oh, silly me! I must have put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons - again!"