Anneke and Wolter, the two skeeziest members of The Crowns building. Words that have been used to describe them include trashy, skeezy, horny, passionate, and perverted. Wolter is an aardwolf and can be found either with his sister or busy trying to get into a random person's pants. As such, even though this fanfiction is not explicitly pornographic, all auditions must be from people over the age of 18.

Wolter is a fairly laid back individual most of the time, but when he does show his emotions, they're just as fiery as his sister tends to be. Wolter's voice is described as "a tired, lazy drawl."

This role will be cast with long term goals in mind.