Lupin The Third Abridge Series.
jazzhandss for Goemon Ishikawa XIII
Goemon is very stoic, mature and, often serious. Feel free to make him sound like whatever you want.
In the original anime Goemon's relationship to Lupin starts off more professional than close friendship. By the second anime series, Goemon has developed a true loyalty to Lupin. However, he easily gets annoyed by Lupin's antics, especially Lupin's infatuation with women, Fujiko Mine in particular. He will occasionally oppose Lupin directly when Lupin's jobs or actions do not agree with his morals. He has even promised that the last act he will take with Lupin is delivering his deathblow. However, Goemon doesn't hesitate to help Lupin in serious situations, and readily assists him any time Lupin works for a just cause.
Goemon: Bad enough that your infantile addiction to this woman has consistently rendered you an unreliable business partner. But even now, as she conspires with others to have us killed, you continue to defend her! It shows that...
Lupin: Please. Go on. Shows what?
Goemon: ...that you are a weak man of no conviction and no honor.
Jigen: Come on. You're being a little too harsh, aren't you, Goemon?
Goemon: It is only natural for you to defend the actions of Lupin, especially since you are responsible for some of his sins as well.
Jigen: What? Why, you pious jerk!
Goemon: What?
[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
Goemon: I've always wanted to slash that ridiculous hat of yours!
Jigen: Huh? What was that?
Lupin: Guys, come on!
Goemon: It's probably hiding a bald spot as big as your ass!
Jigen: Now that's it!
Lupin: Hey, wait! Come on! Look! You're right, OK? I'll turn over a brand new leaf! The woman is history! Word of honor! Now shake hands, and let's move on, OK?... I said let's go, alright, guys?
Once again I have cut a worthless object...
[Exiting a dragons mouth carrying its liver.] Wait a minute. Did I leave my wallet in there? Crap.
