(Daydreaming)"I wonder how potato chips are made? I heard once that they cut the potato very thin and fry it, but that doesn't really make sense. I mean, a machine can't be accustomed to precision like that, and even if it was, potatoes are all sorts of different shapes and sizes. Most likely they use some sort of artificial potato thing, where they use some sort of batter and pretend it's all potato. Or maybe there's some sort of potato scanning computer, that analyzes and computes how and where to make the proper cuts for optimal potato chips. Who knows in this day and age?"

"I had read once in a book of fables called "The Soldiers of Dawn", it was about an Aztecan king who inadvertently summoned the God of death. It was a snake, I think. The snake said to the king, "Bring to me your most valuable possession and I shall spare this mortal realm." The king offered everything he had, but nothing could satisfy the snake as his most valuable possession. The king soon realized that the most valuable thing in his life is the ability to take lives. So, the king gives his death to the snake, making the man immortal, as he no longer had death. What always bothered me about the story was how you give someone death. How the hell did the king just give the man death? Was it just that the God just took this intangible thing and said "Okay you're free to go!" What if the snake God was lying? Come to think of it, maybe he was..."