A Knight's Quest
SilverNozzle for Bob the Brave
Bob the Brave is the main character of this story. He is a member of the King's royal army and is pretty much the knight he always sends on perilous, daunting quests, much to his chagrin. There are times where he just wishes he could spend a day not having to leave the kingdom for another trinket for the king. He's very snarky, sarcastic, a bit of a pessimist, but he's also extremely brave, courageous, and noble when he wants to be.
[Annoyed] Of course, he sends me out of the bunch to go fetch this stupid thing. You know, it's been a while since Ted the Terrifying went on a quest, why not send him? Or better yet, why not Peter the Pretentious? Lord knows he deserves to be swallowed by a dragon. But no, it's always me he sends for these treasures like I'm his errand boy or something. [scoffs annoyed]
[Snarky] Remind me again why I'm supposed to care? I mean, you've seen one evil wizard, you've seen em all. Thunder and lightning from the sky? Check. Giant spooky castle? Check. I mean bloody hell, you've even got a long white beard!
[Disinterested] Alright, guess it's time to go into battle. *ahem* For the Glory of the Kingdom, Long Live the King, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, let's just get this over with.