I need someone just to fix my scripts so they can be better. Fix this short story:

The camera slowly moves closer to the door. It cuts to David and Elijah.

David: And that, Elijah is the history of the world. Simplified.

Elijah: I'm never getting those 20 minutes back.

David: Come on, man. Be positive. At least there isn't a meteor coming towards Earth.

Off screen reporter on the TV: there is an asteroid the size of the empire state building coming towards Earth. NASA hasn't found out if it'll miss Earth yet. If I were you, I would make the most of my time.

Elijah: If it does miss, please never say anything like that ever again.

David: How was I supposed to know that was gonna happen?

Elijah: Look, let's just get everything off our bucket list.

David: Fine. Anything you haven't watched?

Elijah: Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

David: Well let's watch it.

(Time card: 1 hour and 32 minutes later)

Elijah and David are laughing. 

Elijah: Oh man, you were right David, that was great!

David: I told you!

Elijah: Well, what do you want to do now?

David: Watch TV.

Elijah: Yeah same.