The world’s biggest piece of shit to ever be spewed out of the gaping anus that is New Jersey. Harley had a surprising amount of tragedies on his life, none of them directly correlating to him, of course. Most were just family members or good friends passing away. When Harley was young he had told a joke at a wake. His father scolded him as well as his mother. Rather than let his way of coping with tragedy become invalidated, he instead indulged wholeheartedly into it to spite those he viewed as wronging him. Harley abuses his immortality to fuck with people, he’s become somewhat of an urban legend. He will walk into fast food places at absurd hours, order something that isn’t on the menu (for example, ordering a Whopper at Mcdonalds), and once told that the specific restaurant does not carry the specific item, will draw a pistol (If he can’t find one, he will use whatever is available to kill himself) from his coat and blow his brains out in front of the cashiers. The legend states that if someone does this late at night, just tell them ‘Yes’, and give them fries. In another section of the city, he will walk in front of a train every third Wednesday in a month, this has been going on for roughly three years now. -

Voice - Roughly from 20 to thirty years old, either a brooklyn, boston, or jersey accent would do. Sound like the biggest asshole possible. He finds his own jokes hilarious, to the point of cracking up in the middle of conversation.