You seem to be in need of a useful skill. How about a thieving technique?

Come at me anytime! A success will net you this magic dagger. It's a fine item that wouldn't go for less than 400,000 eris.

He said giving back his coin pouch wouldn't be enough, so I said I'd pay any price if he'd just return my panties... But then he told me to decide what they were worth on my own! (embarrassed)