Sure, I was underaged when Rumpel went after me, but I could make do to get that Louis Vuitton purse I've wanted.

Lettuce, you are shaped like an unseasoned breadstick, come talk to me when you get some condiments on you.

Rumpel is a sex offender why would you- oh my god, you know what. Go for it, but you're gonna catch a case, not feelings.