Introduce yourself: what's your name/nickname, how long have you been voice acting, and what drew you to this project?

Now, now. No need to shove. Let’s do a group meditation. Perhaps some
downward dogs? OK, stop shoving, stop yelling in my ear, if you’re not going to stop shoving
and yelling I’m going to have to get angry and I don’t want to get, OK, now you’re really making
me – THIS IS NOT MY HAPPY PLACE! I know yoga death grip moves and I’m not afraid to use
them! Stop talking! (beat) All of you, take a step back. Get back, get back. Sit down. That’s better.
Now breathe. Do it! Now, now, now! (beat, retains cheery voice) Breathe in...and breathe out...
In... and out... Now. We can have a conversation like civilized human beings, or we can do this
like animals, WE ARE NOT ANIMALS! As I was saying, (she takes a breath and lets it out noisily)
I know that you, my stubborn, stubborn, little souls, can participate in our big blue marble like
civilized, rational human beings. Because ladies and gentlemen that is what we are, yes? We
are a wonderful, advanced society with a love of theatre. That’s what this is all about, yes? That’s
what all this lawless pandemonium is about, yes? Not a mad dash grab for five minutes of media
fame. None of you would be so shallow as that. This maelstrom of unrepentant chaos is about
a love of the theatre and presenting the best work possible to me, your favourite teacher. (beat)
Now would be the time to say, “Yes Ms. G.” (The response is less than enthusiastic. She slumps)
I give up. Do what you will. Except the pyrotechnics. I will be in the corner rediscovering my love
of teaching through an extended child pose. Disturb me at your peril.

Sing a song.  Broadway is preferred.