I don't really want to be a princess, I just want to hide away in the countryside with my dear wife Viorica to bake bread and own animals and pick flowers in a nearby flower field and get away from my homophobic, step-sister loving brother and my Karen mother.

Lettuce, run away from Rod as soon as possible. If you need to, grab a kitchen knife and book it.

My wif- I mean, Viorica, my best gal pal, ahaha, good to see you!