Precisely. Actually, we were just hard at work on a movie about YOU. We didn't really expect you to... DROP IN, as it were, however.

I don't think you fully understand... This isn't the world you're from. We exist outside it, pulling the strings. We're producers. Movie producers. We're the ones concocting the narrative, writing everything that happens to you.

You want to come in here and tell us how to do our job? This is our story, not yours. We know what makes the big bucks, we've done the focus groups and the online market research.

(Make sure to say research the British way. ruh-SEARCH.)