Wilde Times; An Unofficial Zootopia Audio Drama [Deadline Extended]
lisalisa for Honey Badger
A paranoid hermit living in an abandoned bunker outside of Zootopia, Honey Badger is half a loaf short and ready to start a revolution. Born in Zootopia following the 1930 Restoration Project, she uncovered the truth about what really happened to Zootropolis in the distant past. Disgusted by her parents' cooperation in building a city that enslaved their kind, she retreated underground for two decades. Ever since she has waged a one-mammal war on the Baahcratic Conspiracy that has been pulling the public's strings from the shadows.
Ironically, her daughter would become a doctor in psychology over fifty years later.
Notes; Inspired by 'Honey Badger' from Zootopia's rejected 'Wild Times' draft. Characterization inspired by conspiracy theorist Francis E. Dec Esquire.
- english
- bostonian
[SUSPICIOUS] That's what they want you to think! Sneaking around in daylight. The Wooly Menace!
[STARTLED] What? Who goes there!? I'm armed and I'm very dangerous!
[RANTING] They do not want you to own houses, drive cars, or even vote. They want you trapped in glass boxes, poked and prodded like science experiments! All so you can be made tame by the Cybernetic Baahcratic Conspiracy! Do androids dream of electric sheep? Nay, the electric sheep in the clouds dream of making YOU androids to serve THEM in their Zootropolis! Want to know the full truth? Send me money, or even a manual typewriter, to ME! As your [EMPHASIS] ONLY HOPE FOR THE FUTURE!
