The Maid of Space was of course our all-important Space player and Stoker of the Forge, 8ut as you know, we never made much progress on the frog 8reeding front, or really any aspect of the game 8efore the reckoning. Way too disorganized, way too much teen drama. Much of that drama of course centered around Kankri, and Porrim tended to 8e the one to keep him out of trou8le. This relationship persisted in their lives on Alternia, which... unfortunately didn't work out too well for her in the end. I'd address my involvement with that, 8ut you seem to 8e tapping your foot so I think I'll just skip over that part of the story!

Oh, wow. No. You will not ever 8e speaking again. No. Never, never, never again. Never. Wow. And I thought our Makara was awful. At least he had the decency to sew his mouth shut.

((after this you can tell us about yourself, your name, experience, if you'd be interested in helping us with song parodies, etc. etc.))