What? You don't know who I am? You must be living under a rock, or in your Mom's basement. I'm Tsukimi Sakamoto, the Ultimate Improv Actress!

If you're that much of a nerd you must really be wanting me, and I do too...Pff...As if, you megaperv!

Hey! Hey! Lemme tell you a story, so set your ass down. So, once, someone walked up to me and wanted to sell me a TV on a street, and then he exploded! Now *that* was improv!