((raping))

"bro look in my eyes

that twinkle

that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint

sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother 

shit be PURE AND TRUE thats what you see

a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together

radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine

turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong

this is how we do this 

this shits more real than kraft mayo"

"im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like my grill is your goddamn prison you are practically incarcerated in that fucker doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid privy to what i flame broil from below what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger. hows it smell btw"

((after this you can tell us about yourself, your name, experience, if you'd be interested in helping us with song parodies, etc. etc.))