MLP Fanfiction: An Unfortunate Daily Occurrence [short, stupid]
Hsialu for Bon Bon
An earth mare, the target of the hyoo-man's constant advances whose well of patience hasn't so much run dry as been filled with lava and, albeit unrelatedly, former agent of SMILE. You may not be a perpetual grump, but damn if anyone can tell.
[not so much annoyed as very, very sick and tired of the hyoo-man constantly pestering you]
“Turn that music off and go home!”
[Lyra:“ Why? What, are you gay?”]
[so flat, you would make a laser look chonky] “Yes. With you. My wife.”
[at Lyra, your wife, and also the constant instigator and inciter of the hyoo-man's constant shenanigans]
“What are you--SHUT IT! Get your butt in the house and get ready. You’re taking me out to dinner, afterwards you’re gonna help me clean the melted sugar out of the copper pots.”
