Athena: You're so dramatic.

Dionysus *holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals. dressed in all purple velvet, draped across a piano*: I have no idea what you're talking about

Athena: What would you three say your skills are?

Hermes: We have prepared a speech

Dionysus: but we have also prepared an interpretive dance.

Apollo: *presses play on an entire collection of Britany Spears and Beyonce album*