(monotone voice) 

I did. But you didn’t answer so I left a voicemail. Guess you were too busy giving lessons to check. Sorry… I’ll see you around…

(kind of frantic, trying not to cry) 

I can’t believe I just walked away, all calm and composed. Darn it… I’m definitely going to regret this tonight. Kinda like when you meet some asshole on the streets and the perfect witty retort only comes to you several hours later...or in my case, maybe a few days later...or a few weeks…

(in awe and wonder) 

So what kind of celebrity are you?