IF I HELP YOU REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. AS A PAGE OF HOPE. YOU COULD BECOME EXTREMELY POWERFUL SOME DAY MAYBE EVEN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO POSE A CHALLENGE TO ME. OR MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH TO BEAT ME. WHEN I SAID "MEANT TO SERVE". SERVE MEANT MORE THAN ONE THING. YOU KNOW. LIKE KICK MY ASS??

YOU SEE. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A CURSED JUJU.WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT HIM BEFORE. BUT ALL ALONG. THERE WAS NOTHING FOR ME TO FEAR. BECAUSE NOW I KNOW. THROUGH INTENSIVE COMMUNION WITH THIS PRECIOUS MYSTICAL PUPPET.

((after this you can tell us about yourself, your name, experience, if you'd be interested in helping us with song parodies, etc. etc.))