Heeeeey, this is my vlog from a National Park that we snuck in illegally. Two fuckers behind me Are my homies Christine and Malte. Say Hello!

My sister is certainly a great artist, but this siren behind the trees is a strange addition to the landscape.

So, Malte, since you decided not to say Hello, but to make fun of me, I will tell my viewers a secret about you! He's a virgin, girls! Somebody help him!