Congratulations! You Have Died.
Chancep for Narrator
The narrator should sound clear and calming but also carefree, like he's in control of the situation. I'm looking for a voice similar to this: https://youtu.be/Et6itTuJSYY. While the narrator in the video does have an English accent, it is, by no means, required. Be okay with profanity.
Congratulations! You have died. Oh, now I know what you’re thinking you silly Homosapien. Where am I? How did I get here? Who are you? Etc. etc. Don't worry, we’ve heard it all before. Just trust in my voice.
You truly fall in love for the first time and begin to understand why people made such a big deal out of it in the first place. Every waking moment is bliss with them, every song, every meal, every piece of art reminds you of them. Mmmm, until it doesn’t.
Stressed, worried, anxious, and burdened all over nothing. You could have and should have done all of that rather than having your head up your ass the whole time about inconsequential issues only to perish having done truly nothing at all.
