(Introduction) "Well if it's not another low level life form."  "My name is "Blurge" or this planet's native language I'm Madoka Ami, Ultimate Museum Curator." I hope to get to know you better.

(Reassuring) "I don't see why you guys are so obsessed with this whole murder thing." "I mean you all know we're totally in like a simulation right?" "It's not like it's real or anything."

(Theriost Mode) "So you totally think that corpse is counted as scientifically dead but if you look closer they 'died' on a flat surface. The Earth is also flat. What else does everybody think is dead and think doesn't exist on the totally real, actual flat Earth? Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are used as propaganda and all the sheeple think they've been turned into oil and plastic but that's totally just their cover up. Just like this 'body' is a cover up for the real problem at hand here. The truth is the 'oil' isn't causing wars because we're using it for 'fossil fuels'. The oil is snake oil to appease the snake people pretending to be the leaders around Earth from space. Who else came from space? Me. Who didn't come from space? This totally fake ass body. Now if you look at their fingers you idiots probably think that's a letter for somebody else's name but if you use my flat earth badge and put it at the top of their fingers you get the truth. A triangle. Proof the illuminati have infiltrated this building and are replacing us all with more lizardfolk aliens from space, sent to foil me because of my pure, unfiltered alien genius from showing all you lowly peons the truth, BOOM."