In game voice ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKI9f1rKM-Q

Scene one

Ezreal

FAAAARM!

Ezreal

Hey! Hands up!

Ezreal

I am MALE!

Ezreal

I AM MALE!!

Ezreal

Hurry up!

Ezreal

The bush isn't going to ward itself!

Ezreal

"Don't do anything stupid"

Ezreal

Who do he thinks I am?

Ezreal

An IDIO...? Uh?

Ezreal

What's that?!

Ezreal

Tresh... please

Ezreal

HEEELP!!!

Second Scene

Ezreal

DON'T BOTHER ME! I'm trying to farm!!

Ezreal

Bla bla bla bla bla...

Ezreal

I SAID I'M NOT ...

A...

GIRL!

Third Scene

Ezreal

Mine!

Ezreal

Bah!

Ezreal

Who needs you?

Ezreal

Ahhhhh!!!