Ohoho! Let me guess, you want to date her? Well, even though I do have to admit that she's very attractive, I'm afraid she's already going out with someone. Not to mention, you're not her type!

Oh. Well, uh... She said something about it being near a river. And quite high up. To be honest, I wasn't paying too much attention when she was going on about it.

[Complaining] This is unfair! I was coerced! I won't say another word until I speak with my lawyer!