ODIUM (Halo Reach Machinima Series)
leobear21 for Laura
Laura is a well functioning timebomb. Her calm, understanding front is quickly shattered every day by her horrible neighbors. Their antics have ruined her, and now she can do nothing but scream, complain, and watch TV. Ya know Church from Red vs Blue? Yeah, she screams like that. Except she's not a computer... And she's from a much worse machinima series...
(Sweetly) Hello! I'm Laura! I'm so glad you're moving in next door. It's so quiet around here.
(Trying to hold in the rage™) Why would you do that...? Why would you burry YOUR DEAD CAT IN MY YARD? POORLY! IT'S PAW IS STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND!
(Woe is me) I live next to a bunch of idiots! Every day is a trial... I'll never be okay... (Jay knocks on the door) IF IT'S ANYTHING LESS THAN A HOUSE FIRE I'M CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF WITH A CRAYON.