Area 51 Workplace Comedy
Voiceoflandis for General Blake
Named after Lt. Colonel Henry Blake from MASH. Life long military man. Failed his way upward in the ranks. He's a yesman. He's an incompetent manager who likes to use jargon and tow the line even when it's obviously unrealistic or impossibly positive. This piece of cake post is his reward for his years of service. Wears his uniform complete with patches and medals.
Decent mic please, no background noise. Please have a way to communicate off site.
What I want is impossible? I don’t buy that. I was impossible. I am a miracle baby. Doctors said it was impossible for my mother to conceive me during phone sex with my father while he was deployed in Korea yet here I am! Telephone teleportation must work!
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Thanks! I was wondering if the cadence I used would be noticed. It has like a military type of feel to it. Appreciate the feedback :)