That’s right Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

I’d say it’s a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. You can put that away. I don’t touch the gays. I have standards.

What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?