“I still think of it as Twilight’s school,” Starlight said. “I’m just taking care of it for her. And now I’ll be taking care of you for a little while.”

“I think you’re sort of going down a paranoid rabbit hole,”Starlight said. “Trust me, I’ve done that myself. There’s another perfectly rational explanation for all this.”

“You have to admit it’s sort of an extreme possibility,” Starlight said. “Even if it’s true, trying to foalnap Princess Twilight is about the worst thing they could do.” She snorted. “It always ends with a crater and ponies regretting all the poor decisions they made in life.”