A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed... ...and once     I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension!     I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or     even see me. Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see     you!

WHUH! We did it! I'm back to normal! Listen, you really bailed me out     there. That 3-D business was freaking me out! The name's Red. Nice to meet     you!

Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension     and all... OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and     I'll let you pass. Sound good? Here we go. What's the most manly color in     the entire universe? Red or green?