(cocky) Howdy pardner. You may've heard of me before. I'm Mathias Lawdner, the Ultimate Sharpshooter down south, claiming the heads of the biggest game out there.

(intrigued) Woah! That's a mighty fine gun ya got there lil' bud. Now where would a little kid like you have gone to find a revolver this mighty?

(anguish) Aw hell nah! You tellin' me that we in a killin' game!? You're insane if ya think we'll actually listen to ya! I oughta blast a few holes in you with this here shotgun!