“Report, Ensign! (beat) I see. Have you tried rerouting the power? That nearly always works.”

“Helm! Hard to port! All weapons, continual fire! And turn off that damn alarm!”

“I am not (beat) drunk, Admiral. Can I call you captain? You're commanding a starship after all. (beat) Makes no sense for a (beat) an admiral to command a ship, ha! Unless we're at war. Are we at war (burp) Admiral? Admiral, where are you going?”